YOU WILL FEEL BETTER
by Kelley Coleman

YOU WILL FEEL BETTER

You pressed the button.


Of course you did. Because that's the sort of person you are.


Good. Let's run with that. You're going to have to press a lot of buttons - literal, figurative, and occasionally imaginary - in this process, so clearly you're well on your way. 


Sometimes in order to feel Better you just have to press the button. Heck, go back and press it again if you need to. Just be sure you stop after a few times, no matter how thrilling it may be, because if you keep pressing the same button over and over again it's not actually going to get you anywhere different.


It'll just get you back here.


Again.


Trust me. I built this website. I know things. 


This is not a picture of my children. It's a picture of a cat. Why? Because you pressed the button that said DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON in all caps. Now maybe you'll learn your lesson.